Shipping & Returns

AKA: How your spicy mail gets from our studio to your stash. 

Every order is hand-packed by Cara with love, sass, and heart confetti—because boring mail? Never heard of her.

• Speedy babes: Orders ship out within 1–2 business days
   
• Mail magic: USPS with tracking (because we love a paper trail)
   
• Collector joy: Most U.S. orders arrive in 3–7 business days
   
• You'll get a shipping email the moment your treasures leave our lair.
   
• Once it’s with USPS, it’s technically out of our hands—but if something seems off, we’ll help however we can.

 Where We Ship

We currently ship within the U.S. only.
If you're outside the States drooling over a sinful nun or bunny babe… hang tight. We’re working on it

Returns & Collector Peace of Mind

We don’t officially accept returns (we’re a small studio, and our products are packed with love and often limited for a reason)—but...

If you’re not 100% in love with your order, message us within 14 days of delivery and we’ll do our best to make it right.
Whether it’s a fix, a replacement, or a spicy little solution—we’ve got you.

No guilt. No ghosting. Just collector happiness.

 Lost or Delayed Packages

We hand everything off to USPS with tracking and a kiss of luck.
If things go sideways (and sometimes they do), contact us and we’ll help sort it out. Just please be gentle—we’re real humans with lots of stickers.

 We ship fast. We don’t do returns. We take care of our collectors.
And yes—you should totally unbox like it’s a shrine.